John's Details

Inside Scoop:
JOHN VERSTEEG

Indiana John

Should you be captured or killed while reading this document, that will be very sad,
so DON'T DO THAT!

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!!!

Name:
John C. Versteeg

Education:
Cony High School, Augusta, ME
BA, Physics, University of Maine

Physical Description:
6' 2"
210 lbs.
Brown hair and eyes
Glasses, except when disguised in contacts
(refer to picture above)

Occupation:
Making the world a better place,
one student at a time.

Hobbies:
Watching the world go by, surprised that it goes so fast.
Helping save the Passenger Pigeon
Doing the impossible (miracles take longer)

Interests:
World peace
leaving the world a better place than when he arrived,
travel, reading, computer games, teaching, walking,
hanging out with friends, canoing, swimming, travel, Disney,
diving, writing, painting, talking, meeting new people.
You name it, he'll try it.

Personality:
(when he has one)
Pretends to be INTP
Fun, Joy, Excitement and Love
Always serious

Goals:
What is this, some kind of test?

Last known address:
Merrimack New Hampshire

Last seen:
Walking blindly around in circles
While, winding children up; feeding them sugar; and sending them home.

If you see him, do NOT try to capture him. Watch him from a distance and call your local game warden.
If he feels threatened, he can be very dangerous to himself. If this should happen, tell him calmly to put down the rubber mallet and to walk away slowly.
He can be reasoned with, if you don't excite him.
Sometimes, offering him a cookie, especially an oreo, with a little milk, can help to ease the situation.
If you don't have oreos, those little carmel girl scout cookies work in a pinch, but be careful, he might eat them all.
Whatever you do, DON'T YELL. You may hurt yourself.

If I can stop one heart from breaking;
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.
-Emily Dickinson

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Created: 6/26/97 Updated: 01/29/16